My mum, sister, and I went to a resteraunt for lunch today. Red Lobster, to be exact. My mum said my da wouldn't want to eat out tonite, because he had to work late.

But it turned out he did, so my mum was unusually kind, saying, "You can stay here and I'll bring you something back."

I doubt, though, that my da will stand for this. He is a very bossy man.